In 4th grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee, and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. OK! I’ll talk! In 3rd grade, I cheated on my history exam.

Francis Fratelli: (The Fratellis are interrogating Chunk) Tell us everything! Everything!.

Actually, she’s out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids. Here are the best Goonies quotes from Steven Spielberg‘s classic 1985 kid adventure, The Goonies.

There are so many great Goonies quotes that it’s hard to pick out just the best Chunk quotes or best Sloth quotes or best Data quotes, but we hope you like our selection. The formula is simple: Colorful bad guys (the Fratelli brothers and their villainous mother) + a reluctant-hero (the Walsh brothers and their Goonie friends) + tons of memorable dialogue like all of the corny famous Goonies quotes and one-liners. The films also have similar “good vs evil” storylines. What does Steven Spielberg‘s classic film The Goonies (1985) have in common with Lethal Weapon (1987), Superman (1978), and the scary horror flick The Omen (1976)? They were all directed by Richard Donner.

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